PROTEST

"This is the Independent Free State of Trollheim. We declare that as a Free State we have no allegiance to the United Kingdom and its environs, except Essex, Glasgow, Brixton, parts of Hackney and a few small pockets of Devon. We do not recognise the government or monarchy's authority over us, except giros and legal aid. We have a hierachy based on dog worship. Our currency is to be based on quag barter system. We do not recognise the Gregorian calendar: by doing so this day shall be known as One. We do not recognise history, patriarchy, matriarchy, politics, communists, fascists or lollipop men/ladies. We accept no responsibility for our ancestor's actions, or our own. Also it should be known that PP3 is a satellite state and under our protection. Be afraid, be afraid all ye that hear. Respect this State."

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